Cutting one’s own hair is a life-changing event.
Not the absent-minded snip-snipping of stray fly-aways or split ends we did all through high school with our pencil-case scissors when a certain physics lesson got particularly boring…
No. I mean the premeditated disposal of locks. It’s scary. And sad.
But, in a sense, it can be quite liberating. You choose your own cut, you watch it develop and you get to skip the annoying hairdresser who insists SHE knows what you want without you even getting to vocalise your opinion! (I have a few stories, but don’t get me started!)
Often-times, its just plain brutal. Chop. Blunt. Hack. And soon, you’re surrounded by a pile of glossy tendrils all curling in on themselves, fetus-like, as they reach the floor, defenceless and unwanted. It’s enough to make you feel like you’re choking on a hairball..
But sometimes, no matter how well you condition, treat, lovingly brush and style this flurry of strands.. some day, like all things in this world, it is time for them to depart.. And you know, because its beginning to resemble the matted straw where an elephant just sat, or – quelle horreur – extension removal gone wrong..
And since I’ve always been the type of girl whose dreamt of naturally lengthy, lustrous locks (I mean, just cast a glance at that picture…), I’m hard-pressed finding the motivation to pick up the hair-killing scissors in the first place!
So here I am with neither of the two aftorementioned hair disasters, armed with the knowledge that … “in order to have long lustrous locks, they must be kept healthy… In order to be healthy and strong, they need regular trims.. blah blah..”
Okay. Hair combed and flattened pristinely like a falling halo around my head, check. The scissors slide gracefully across the bottom two inches, find their mark, and.. Chop. The thick gilded-chocolate tendril falls to the floor, and curls itself around my toe. And my vision gets all cloudy.
An intervention is in order. STAT. And then I recall Phoebe (you know, Madame Buffay, from the all-time greatest ha-ha show, Friends?). Yes, I though you might. 🙂 And just like she does, I stroke my flattened mane, and whisper to the strands.. “Now some of you are going to get cut, and some of you aren’t.. But I promise you, none of you will feel a thing…”
The tendril around my toe uncurls, and just like that, I raise my scissors, ready to let go.. It’s going to be fabulous…
xXx ~ S. E